AAAAAH.  Tonight I get to go see Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at the Paramount avec ma famille.  Et la piece est avec FIEYYYYYEEEEERROOOOOOO!  Ou, Norbert Leo Butz.  LIFE EST BON! 

http://kirklandbuildersgroup.com/

That's the website of the building firm that's trashing the greenbelt across from my house.  The houses are effing huge!  And plus, it's a gated community...who are they gating, I wonder?  They're going from 900,000 to 1,500,000!  AAAAAARGGGHHH.  Snobby rich folks are a-commin'! 

Anyway...I love children. 

Ellie: I want a minivan when I grow up.

Alice: Oh?

Ellie: A purple minivan with two kids named Emmy and Max.  

Cole: Alice…I have something terrible to tell you.  

Alice: Ok…what’s up? 

Cole: I have to take a deep breath.  

Alice: Ok. 

Cole: Alice, my joystick died.  

Today I went to my new doctor for the second time to see the results of my bloodwork that I had done before I left for Boston.  I'm healthy on pretty much all accounts, except for thyroid antibodies!  I have hypothyroidism, or Hashimoto's Thyroiditis.  This basically means that I have too many antibodies that are beating up/killing the hormones that come from my thyroid.  The symptoms are dry skin, hair that's easy to pull out, depressing, and slow metabolosim.  HAHA, THERE'S A REASON WHY I CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.  AHAHAHAHAHA.  That makes me really happy, because now I'm on thyroid pills, which increases my energy and my metabolism which means I can eat junk without having to worry as much.  She also gave me this can of vitimins the size of my head, which contains 60 packets that have about 5 pillis in them that I take each morning.  All I have to say is: woo drugs. 

I also went to the farmer's market and baked oatmeal bread, which I have decided is my speacialty.  Guess what y'all are getting for christmas?  Green and red wrapped oatmeal bread.  Which is a lot tastier then it sounds.